sending...I’ve souped up the site for ya !
” It’s soupherb ! ” ~The Ciara Herald
“And on the 3rd day , God said ,
” Let there be soup . ” ~ The O’Marra Times
” A spoonful of soup helps the medicine go down-in the most delightful way “ ~Ciara Poppins
 Well, for the love of soup ! I see you’ve noticed me through your search for a true down- home Buffalo girl, otherwise known as the Soup Nazi !! Welcome to Castle De Soup..where the chicken wing soup is hot, but Ciara is hotter ! (Ok, that was corny, But I’m giggling!! ) Ok, let’s try again ! Welcome to the oft times chili environs of Buffalo, New York ! The soup is pretty souptacular too! Being known as the Soup Nazi  ,if you don’t follow the site.. well, No Soup for you for ONE YEAR . Move to the left of the line . I’m beside myself that you have found your way here. Let me guess what you need . You need to play, and you need to laugh. You need to enjoy a release so earth-shattering that just thinking about it may take your breath away. You need a truly souperior girlfriend experience, and we’re both fortunate that you’ve found the recipe !Everything you will see here is from the scrumptious fruits & soups of my own labor. There is no way a stranger or web design company could do my site. For heaven sakes! How would you get to know the REAL me ? Anyhow, it is quite evident you are here because you have an overwhelming penchant for redheads that serves soup. Well, this red-head in Buffalo has a penchant for you, too! Did you know that redheads are meant to test the tolerance of mankind? Why don’t you let Ciara put you to the test ? If the fantasy of being charmed by a beautiful redhead with a bowl of soup intrigues you, then you’ve come to the right place. Before I go on with my useless banter and drivel, ( OH HELL , I already have , haven’t I ? ) I will tell you, I am not for everyone. I will not sit here and try to grace you with the same words as literally millions of providers around the world, or even woo you with my upscale and oh so eloquent approach. Why yes, of course, I am cute, witty, intelligent, and charming! It’s why you are here.. I give good soup!! ! I am a red head-ed, brazen, and bold Irish lass, while in my mid 40′s,I think I’ve established Tourette’s! It is often as amusing as this site ! And yes, Of course I make a fine dinner companion, I always dress with an aura of sophistication , yet seductive and I never slurp my soup ! Are you in Buffalo right now ? The city with no pulse? I assure you, Ciara can get your pulse racing! If at one time in your life, The Broadway Market, Crystal Beach, or The Allentown Art Festival was once a tradition for you, Let Ciara be your new tradition ! Whoever said that good things come in small packages may have had me in mind. I am only moments away from Niagara Falls USA and the Lewiston/Queenston bridge bordering Canada. That’s right Niagara Falls, Canada and the Great Casino Niagara ! So if you are visiting , take a gamble on Ciara before departing to the border, eh ? *wink * . I do not deliver soup over the border , SORRY  .A friendly reminder if you are a USA citizen and wanting to take a trip into Canada after you have had soup !!!! To cross any Buffalo / Canadian border YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR PASSPORT ! You need it to walk across now, too . When home in Buffalo, I am able to see discreet gentlemen at a comfortable, convenient , and discreet location . I occasionally find myself traveling to a multitude of cities in the Northeast on a recurring basis (Cleveland, Rochester, Syracuse, Albany, Joisey, Erie, and Utica) and would enjoy the opportunity to slurp soup with you. Regardless of the locale, our soup will be moderately warm, non-rushed, and sinful! Meanwhile, I do enjoy fun! And lots of sinful fun at that! Do realize, you will find on my site some minor details of my recipes, Or how hot the soup is in my reviews. Other than that, If you do not know what goes on between closed doors while you are having soup, then you shouldn’t be here. I am a FS(oup) lady. I am not a clock watcher, gift is all inclusive. I do not care what you do in that hour while testing the soup. If you’d like to stand on your head and spit chicken noodles , so be it. And yes, two cups of soup are allowed *wink* . Do remember, your donation for one of my recipes is for my time and soup only. I am very choosey in whom I see. Not meaning size,or origin. Be mentally stable is all I ask! LOL Keep in mind, this is my fun. This is my past time.. NOT my occupation or vocation. Reading on, you will see I have a very busy life beyond mixing up savory concocktions. I do not tolerate idiots, cancellations, stalkers, obnoxious fans, and psyche patients. (“wow Ciara, you are so bold! ” Yes I am, But you are still here reading aren’t you? Onward Soldier Beliefs stray me to thinking that life is best experienced with an open mind and I have learned much from the experiences of others. By nature, I am often drawn to individuals older than myself and choose not to see men under the age of 40. This is my choice. Keep in mind, I feel the camaraderie of an older man is whom I am drawn to the most. No it isn’t the daddy complex:) I had one and he never left home. In that, contrary to popular belief, I am drug/alcohol free and have been all my life. So are you if you insist on time spent with me. I have and will turn anyone away if you show up at my door stumbling, smelling of alcohol, or have a little tick going on from your latest blast or snort of whatever. Reaching the pinnacle of all my useless drivel( I told you) I assure you the greatest of comfort and ease during our visit. I therefore invite you to share a discreet time with me for a delightful get together so we may explore each other’s company one on one with a lovely bowl of soup. Come on in and let me make your stay here in Buffalo one that you will never forget. I’ll keep you coming back for more. The odds are one in a bouillon that you’ll find anyone that might make soup better than I. Question: Ciara , Does anyone really read all this garble? |
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